Suiseiseki is a character from Rozen Maiden who ends her sentences with "desu" (roughly, "is") far more than normal.
We imagine what programming would be like if Suiseiseki had coined the "Hello, world!" program.
tell application "Terminal"
activate
run
do script "yes desu | tr '
' ' '"
end telltell application "TextEdit"
activate
make new document
repeat
set text of the front document to (text of the front document) & "desu "
end repeat
end tellrepeat
say "[[inpt PHON]]dEH1sUH2"
end repeat .cstring
DESU:
.ascii "desu \0"
.text
.globl _main
_main:
li r0, 4
li r3, 1
lis r4, ha16(DESU)
addi r4, r4, lo16(DESU)
li r5, 5
sc
nop
b _main .cstring
DESU:
.ascii "desu \0"
.text
.globl _main
_main:
movl $1, 0(%esp)
leal DESU, %eax
movl %eax, 8(%esp)
movl $5, 12(%esp)
loop:
movl $4, %eax
int $0x80
jmp loop+[-++++++++++[->++++++++++>+++<<]>.+.++++++++++++++.++.>++.[[-]<]+]+>>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]<<[>.+.++++++++++++++.++.>+++++++[<------------>-]
<-.>+++++++[<++++++++++>-]<--<]++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++[.+.++++++++++++++.++.----------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------.++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++]#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(void)
{
while (1)
{
printf("desu ");
}
return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}namespace desudesudesu
{
class Program
{
static void Main(string[] args)
{
while(true)
{
System.Console.Write("desu ");
}
}
}
}class DESU
creation {ANY}
main
feature {ANY}
main is
do
from
until
False
loop
io.put_string("desu ")
end
end
end -- class DESU-module(desu).
-export([main/1]).
desu() -> io:fwrite("desu ", []), desu().
main(_) -> desu().<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<title>desu with HTML/Javascript</title>
</head>
<body>
<div id='desu_container'></div>
<script type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8">
var div = document.getElementById('desu_container');
desu();
function desu() {
div.innerHTML += 'desu ';
setTimeout(desu, 1);
}
</script>
</body>
</html>public class Desu {
public static void main(String[] args) {
while(true) {
System.out.print("desu ");
}
}
}#import <Foundation/Foundation.h>
int main(int argc, const char *argv[])
{
NSAutoreleasePool *pool = [[NSAutoreleasePool alloc] init];
unsigned i;
while (TRUE)
{
if (i++ % 100 == 0)
{
[pool release];
pool = [[NSAutoreleasePool alloc] init];
}
[(NSFileHandle *)[NSFileHandle fileHandleWithStandardOutput]
writeData:[@"desu " dataUsingEncoding:NSUTF8StringEncoding]];
}
[pool release];
return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}:ClrIO
:65->y
:0->x
:Loop
:Output(y,x,"desu")
:x+27->x
:64->y
:If x>162 Then
:0->x
:73->y
:EndIf
:EndLoop